I had thought that my 750th post would be more spectacular. Some cosmic mathematically stupid event. But this must wait, and yet I experience a drowsy numbness as though hemlock and malt liqour I have drunk. And that hemlock has a kick so there's no wonder Socrates died in that hotel fire last year.
Two of the things that me and my crack team of blogging experts (me and the dog)pride ourselves on are the abilities to recognize that there's more beyond the card play going on and that basically the global free money economy is fucked.
My real money 401k is fine, and yet despite my best efforts on trying to be the Fed bailout leader and trading my chips to obviously clueless poker idiots I keep losing. So as a big yawn escapes my lips and my crack team settles into suckling on his pacifier I take a break from my own selfish needs.
The dog wants to watch Sesame Street. This is really weird because the Discovery Channel is more his speed. I think he's got a thing for manatees. The Asian hotties of the animal world. If I had a little manatee action right now I wouldn't even be posting.
He (the dog) must wait. Because I'm inspired by the Sesame Street episode. This episode was sposnored by the number infinity and the letter "v."
Now get this. The Colts are winning and I've decided to log in to Internet poker for the first time. I need to pick a name. The dog's passion for the number 5 muust be ignored since this is the number of lawyers Jarah hired. So let's talk about the letter "v".
The following names have been taken on PokerStars and I have never had the privilege of being cheated by any of them.
very, verge, venue, vital, vacant,vaccine,valid, valve, vane, veer, venue, vespid, villa, viscid, vista, vocal, vowel.
Mothefucking goddammit. The Titans are driving and vowel is taken? As a gesture of defiance I will not post any more vowels.
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Knd lss th ffct, dsnt t?
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