I thought "it's only free money" was going to be the lamest excuse ever for raising, but we've now topped the charts with new stuff. Bogus weather posts. Slam a bottle of Boone's Farm Whine and get ready for this. Say this in your whiniest American Princess voice -
"Oh, I'm sorry I got disconnected, there's East Coast Storms."
So when I finally reconnect I have an excuse to raise. I'm scared of my bedbug infestation. I'm scared of Dexter being discontinued with the pending divorce of Michael Hall and Jennifer Carpenter. I'm scared of the goldfish zombie I flushed down the toilet. But by golly, I'm gonna make sure I connect again and make sure I get my minimum daily allowance of raising(MDAOR) in!.
Me and my crack team of meteorologists (me and the dog) checked the weather on the east coast. You were typing in English so it's a fair assumption your in the US. A blizzard and bitter cold is in our near future, but it pretty much looks like there's no rain there. Perhaps you left the water sprinklers on since August and you haven't realized it?
Disconnecting, spending huge amounts of time including the time bank have been a mainstay of PokerStars repertoire of pretending to make it look for real.
In the mean time - seven consecutive tables finishing in the money despite the bullshit.
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