Breaking the Rules

Just like in the Judas Priest song

There are tables completely wasting.
No one raised a hand.
Time to get these fishes basting
as I switch to cable on demand.

Feel as though nobody cares
If I win or lose.
So I'll use my admin skills
to break some of the rules!!

Breakin' the rules Breakin' the rules
Breakin' the rules Breakin' the rules

So there you have it. Yet another rule break. Or actually two.

I toughed out a two table game and made it to the final table. Just so I could get the pretty picture of how observer chat is blocked so you can't rant about the bullshit. And it went quick enough that I decided to masohcisitcally go for another. Which lead to another minor rule break.

Today's facts are:
1) No time bank usage after two games bringing us up to 6 total after pointing out that it has happened for months.
2) My observer chat is blocked despite someone else under similar circumstances not being blocked.
3) No English only Nazis appear after a wealth of Spanish chat which only started on the final table. Before that it was a chat yawnfest. Zip. Zilch. Nada. Butkus.
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I like to play Civilization II- The Test of Time. And after countless hours of experience I've got it down to a fine art. And, just like Microsoft Hearts I've noticed that the program has decided that you will get bored if you win all the time. So it cheats. Your production and city dweller happiness is less capable than your opponents. And they are allowed to crank up Judas Priest a lot louder than I can.

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Think about the things beyond the cards and bad beats.
Naming yourself
Time Bank rules
Language Nazis
Getting disconnected on that critical hand
etc....
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Sorry I couldn't be funnier tonight, but I have to take care of the dog.