Sunday, December 12, 2010

It's not real money





Of course it's not real money. It's me logging in to make you look stupid.

Thank you.

Random cards? No.

I'm supposed to call and lose? Yes.

Did I do it? No.

When I played on Absolute Pokerf and folded with crap they had the audacity to pop in a position named "FACKINCHICKEN." You're not losing fast enough. Get with the program. I have real teenagers ready to steal the parents credit card and play to impress! If you win a hand at free money games they might just give up and try something stupid like watering the lawn, cleaning the garage or taking a nap.

There's an infinitecal (real word) things you can do with your life other than raising on Internet poker. AI doesn't have to worry about winning or losing.

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