The table names. This makes it so obvious. One position with a sailboat. One position with a screen name referncing fishing. No surprise. Fishermen love Internet poker because of all the rigging. Google nautical terms if you don't get it.
Not good enough? Despite the fact that this table's random cards and quality of raising on decent cards was the best I've seen this week there was a problem. And this related to our old friend the PokerStars time bank rules. Quez was slower than a snail dipped in molasses for the majority of the game. His first time he used the initial allotment of time - no time bank, hand is folded.
This was an outright rule break. Naturally the avatar has a star on it.
The arrogance of Internet poker admins is not infinite but it's getting close. If I could break the rules I'd do it. If the X-ray vision glasses from Johnson Smith Company really worked I certainly would have used them in that fateful strip poker heads up game with Julie Meyers when I was fourteen. Here I am walking the walk of shame when I should have seen my first boobies ever.
No big loss since these were not Asian boobies. And from here Facebook page we can now see Julie is a crack whore with five children from seven different husbands. Yes, the math doesn't work just like in Internet poker.
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