I warned you, so don't say I didn't. My very next game after revealing the dire nature of the ghostly underworld stealing our time banks had no time bank usage. A not paranoid person might tend to think that the most vocal crfitic of internet poker on the planet had his blog read by the site he's playing on and made some adjustments. Yet after much Starbucks espresso and countless minutes (not understanding math I never got beyond "3") me and the crack team of paranormal researchers have unearthed a new member of the gang.
BERNIE MADEOFF WITHYOURTIMEBANK.
Just like Australian crime lords still operating their illegal kangaroo and koala taxidermy operations from a jail cell, Bernie is making off with time like a wildman.
Surely this is a more logical explanation than going weeks/months with time bank abuse galore then all of a sudden it dries up.
Me and my crack team of time economists (me, the dog, and Ben Timebernake) are concerned that a double dip time recession is looming. US baby boomer time banks are already critically low. If anymore time is lost to theivery, we may not have enough time to do things that require time. Like actually going through a registration process, reading our emails and legitimately logging into a poker site.
Now, I have a secret, so don't let ANYONE know this. I have a jar of pennies and two coffe cans filled with time in my shed. So far I've kept this treasure trove away from Itty's prying eyes and psychic powers. I think it may be all the caffeine. Or maybe fear of my 100 piece Australian taxidermy collection. Or maybe fear of hot Asian chicks. Only time will tell.
Da da da DAAAAAA!
Or will it???
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