My favorite joke of all time -
Did you hear about that actress that was stabbed today?
Who?
ummmm...Legally Blonde...Reese....ummmm
When they offer Witherspoon you immediately say, "No, with her knife."
Whenever I meet obviously rigged AI on Internet Poker (daily basis) I like to put them to the humanity test. The "my bike is red" scenario is legendary. It deserves a response. "Dude, shut the hell up about your bike!" Which doesn't come about until I mention my bike tells me to kill my parents and worship Satan. After countless hands some admin finally wakes up barks back.
So, let's take it up a notch. Let's talk about a famous actress dying a brutal stabbing death and see if you scurry to Google it so I can steal your free money chips or if you can at least respond with something other than the standard "zzzz" "nh" "ty" cellphone text messaging nonsense.
The point is that I can duplicate this every day. Race tables with two players having over a million chips while I struggle to make a hundred thousand by playing for hours.
Jarah and Reese are sleeping together.
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