And do not waste your time pretending that you can get ahead on internet poker free money games. And don't pretend you have a chance with Asian hotties. Settle for the 280 pound girl at the grocery checkout.Let's get rid of the non-poker topic first.Amazingly, Scientology has come up with this remarkable concept that nobody has ever thought of before. They actually have signs outside their buildings for one of their front groups that say, "Do Not Murder." My what a novel and unique concept for one to live your life.This stunning recruitment tactic is just a couple of steps less than some concepts me and my crack team of overstating the obvious experts (me and the dog) have thought of.
Don't drink battery acid.
Don't turn the heat on to 90 degrees in the middle of summer.
Do not under any circumstances watch a Tom Baker episode of Doctor Who and expect to see anything resembling decent special effects.
Don't invest in Enron stock.
Don't change your name to "Medulla Oblangata" and expect to not nbe laughed at.
My company I work for is generous enough to give me Thanksgiving and the Friday after off. This means that in addition to the occasional meal, sleeping at odd hours of the day and night, watching my She Wolf of London DVDs I got to make a general nuisance ofmyself this weekend. If I put half the effort into my job that I put into internet poker my boss would be a happy man.
Disappointingly, I don't have anything to report other than the usual nonsense. With this big bullseye I have on my back, it's obvious that far too many players are more interested in playing to make me lose than playing to win. Amusingly, it's not constantly the same opponents. I could almost understand it if I pissed someone off and they were out to get me. Not the case.
Despite the urge, I think I'll just watch Monday Night Football and try really, really hard to not murder someone tonight.
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