Internet poker has some great excuses for the lack of serious play. I've seen it all. "Last hand. I've got to go!" The slutty chatty chick (because chicks can't be good at poker) and the ever famous raise on every single hand.
It's only natural to try and take command on the first hand of the game. If you have a hand. Far too often on internet poker there are two players with complete bullshit getting into an existential pissing match where the cards are "my crap is less crappy than your crap."
If these are real people that can buy into a 10k game they must have done nothing with their life but eat, drink, pee, shit, diddle themselves and play more poker.
Fold a hand every once in awhile if you're playing for real.
My tried and true formula still holds. Fold like crazy for the first 15-20 hands. When you've finally folded a hand that would have won you're short stacked, but you can finally get some chippies.
Gotta diddle. Bye.
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