It's a given that playing on the free money tables on internet poker is not on the up and up.I've been questioned many times on why this is so. The answer - evil admins. And after hacing into itsjustbenandjerryicecreamnotriggedpoker.com I have the answer. Internet poker has the equivalent of emploee of the month. The winner gets as much ice cream as they want. If they top 1000 points in a month they get dinner with Lucy
Every hand real human folds- +1
Every hand real human calls on crap +6
Every hand real human calls on marginl cards +2
Every hand real human calls on good cards +1
Every hand real human posts chat +2
Every hand real human posts nh meaning that it was a really nice hand- +1
Every hand real uman posts nh sarcasically - +3
Bad beat real hman on the river- +2
Bad beat real human on the river - +1
Score a major potty mouth flameout ny real human +25
Acknoweldge real human existence -10
Trade chips to low stack --5
Cuddle with Jarah + 1,000,000
Winner gets the ice cream.
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