Monday, November 9, 2009

The ever famous sitter table


OK, now I'm pissed off. The pace of new Jarah pictures is far lower than the pace of bogus poker pictures.
I'm hope your proud of yourself PokerStars. For the third time in the last three weeks I've started over with the free 1k. I guess I'm suppossed to be intimidated and get the feeling that I'm just not a very good poker player. It doesn't work that way. I'm insanely competitive, maybe just insane. Me and my crack team of psychologists (me, the dog, Tom Cruise and Tommy Davis) think it's more likely that these real "people" I'm playing against are insane.
Why on Teegeack (Scientology's name for Earth when Xenu blew up the soon to be brainwashed alien parasites that are bringin' you down) would you register for a table and just not play?The only good excuse I can think of is that you're surfing the net for new Jarah pics. If so, please let me know where they are. I am getting fairly desperate.
The only other two active positions at this table presented a host of problems in the nonhumaninacal (it's a word!) sense. First off the early chip leader won the first four hands. Granted the probability is increased since it's a table of less than seven for all practical purposes.

Smocer, foregetting where he was called a big vacuum bet with a ten high straight flush on a lowball game. I was so numbstruck and dumbstruck I missed the screenshot.
Both called virtually every hand. I was the only serious participant smart enough to fold one pre-flop every once in a while. Ordinarily I would accuse the site of playing to make me lose instead of playing to win, but somehow I managed first. I guess I get the joy of losing tomorrow night when I buy into a 2k medium game instead of the baby tables.

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