Where have all the True Yobbos gone?

A year ago, at least when I was a table controlled by someone playing multiple positions (i.e admin) True Yobbo would chat up a storm, and fairly meaningful "I'm a real person acknowledging your existence" chat, I could get the satisfaction of folding largifical numbers of hands and know that my bullseye was on target. Rather, the bullseye was targeted on me.

The chat has quieted down a lot (i.e. - new update installed) and I've met a host of allegedly never played against before positions that I only get to see once. Then, since they are part of the 70,000 to 100,000+ players on PokerStars at any given time I never bump into them again.

I now have two consecutive sit and go games on the ever popular fills up in seconds (cough cough) 7-2 lowball where I've butted heads with matty9569.

I'm sure that some excuse could be created if called out, but matty, allegedly from Italy with the avatar of the ugly baby was a completely different personality from last night to tonight. Last night as the winner the AI was set to use up all the time and fold, and managed to use up the entire time bank and drag the game out. I still took second. Tonight, UBG (ugly baby guy) was a lot more professional and a factor into the game late, but didn't finish in the money like my second consecutive second place.

No time outs. No ridiculous fantastic cards to raise on. There is obviously one of three things going on.

First the excuse. UBG was controlled by an inconsiderate douche last night. And UBG was controlled by a relative that knows the password tonight - that just happens to be playing at my 'normal' time.

Second, it's just a stable of names that gets updated whenever there is a new update installed.

Third, an eight year old that is pissed off that I haven't been posting any new Jarah pictures. This is obviously the most logical. Therefore my apology to UBG and others:

WE APOLOGIZE:

Me and my crack team of posting hot asian women pictures experts (me, the dog and the SOHAWA- the Society of Hot Asian Women Appricieaters) have run into a drought of new Jarah picks available on the internet. We have tried to compensate by putting some substitutes up, but recognize that even this gal dressed in my middle school green and yellow colors cannot match her total hotaliciousness.

We also recognize and apologize for folding so many hands that would have lost. We realize that last night when we were taunted that Xenu has "NO BALZ" that it's expected that we call into rigged winners and that it upsets you that we have folded. Despite the fact that I was all in on the first hand versus someone posted before the game "HEY SCRUBS. HOPE YOU ALL LOSE." We apologize for doubting your humanity by being a second 'player' at the table posting in capslock.

SOHAWA member will not engage in family get togethers for Thanksgiving, we will actively search for new pictures of the divine goddess Jarah and will log into poker tables and purposefully play to lose.

Thank you for your time.

SOHAWA Chairman of the Board
The Dog

PS - I will look for you UBG with the search feature so I can make amends for offending you by not losing- GAYAGSH (Green and Yellow Asian Girl Seen Here. Do you like my hat?)