Tuesday, November 3, 2009

Alas Single Draw 7-2 Lowball, Why Have Though Forsaken Me?


Did we not eatest enough of thy Ben and Jerry's? Havest we noteth paid enough homage to thy goddess the exquisite Jarah? Are thy admins workingeth against us?
You betcha.
You don't become the foremosteth critic of internet poker on the planet without a price. And the price I pay is non-random cards, and some other silly nonsense I'll get to in a bit. Now please remember, I'm in this for the long haul. I play A LOT. If I put half the effort into my job as I do on internet poker free money tables my boss would be a happy campereth.
One might expect that playing so many sit and go games as I do that the cards would average out. Currently on PokerStars 7-2 lowball this is definitely not the case. I just played two of them where the average winning hand was like a nine low- and I was the only one not getting them. One 75432 in two tourneys, no 8 lows, and two nine lows that were losers because the amount of 7 and 8 low hands was insane.
Funnier is registering and this is something I haven't seen since my first stint on PF years ago. Even registering for the game is a challenge. The AI registers so fast the reg screen bounces up and down once every two seconds. Trying to click on a table to register is something that surely can only be completed successfully by AI.
Enjoy your day and your ice cream.

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