My what a surprise. I've never seen a PokerStars lowball game where some idiocious incompomoron played the first two hands for high. Oh wait, it happens like 50% of the time. And my database reviewing these tables is literally in the hundreds.

I love busting on the major sites since they supposillifically are loaded with allegically real players that don't play like real players, but those that know me understand I like to play on the oddball sites, too.

A ways ago back I spent a significant time on NLOP. Nice change of pace. You play for points instead of free money chips. And if you finish in the top 100 you get to play for the fantasticoricious prize of the week. $1,000. A cruise to Somalia. A date with this Asian hottie. Two free passes to the new Tom Cruise movie.

The catch - you can buy points to getting into the big final table by clicking on ads. Cute. Different. Bogus. Years ago I gave up wasting my time there. Omaha Hi Lo and behold I started receiving emails from Pure Play.

Pure Play never officially acknowledged connections with NLOP, but graphically it was pretty obvious to see that they were affiliated.So as I test a potential new site to apply my own special brand of love to, I eventually discover Pure Play requires a membership fee.

I don't think so. Me and my crack team of not paying membership fees (me and the dog) find it amusing that I continue to get free points even though we never completed the registration process and paid a bogus membership fee.

Just like Scientology, internet poker is getting desperate to keep the addicted lifeblood flowing. And those that might actually just want to relax and play cards for a few hours while Googleing Asian hotties have to suffer.

Pure Play - I'm not going to play on your site until there's no fee. I have 2,387 bogus poker sites where I can waste my time with.