Saturday, November 7, 2009

What's the worst starter hand?


One site that will go without a name becuase they are to gay to even begin to think of random cards actually offered a tournament where 7-2 off was the worst hand you could have.
For internet poker, the worst hand you can have is a pair of kings.
Long ago before PokerStars figured out I was on to the scam, I was delivered three consecutive pocket kings which is a stastical anomaly that should never be experienced. Full Tilt hates me to. And the lack of random cards presents lots more fun with a pair of kings. You have a great hand, but naturally your all in is met with some jackass who should never had enough chips to even be at the table calling you and catching and matching his ace.
The worst hand in poker is the second best hand, not the hand you can happily fold.
Do you guys have like quotas or something? Watch the real human get fucked over and laugh at the flame out posted in chat? Very Scientologyish. (it's a word!)Except it's just free money chips and nobody is expected to be succesful enough to get their chip stack high enough to see that the play on the free money tables is obviously snot doodle.
Bring it on Full Tilt, I'm back over a million and won chips in two consecutive bogus tourneys. Giuve me some screen shots. Jarah rules, you suck.




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