If you're willing to fold a few hands instead of rushing into the instinctive reaction to call or heaven forbid raise on the first decent hand you get the opportunity exists to catch internet poker on some pretty stupid crap. My beloved lowball game on PokerStars has been out of control lately. The log-in screen continues to bounce around all over the place making it a challenge to merely select the table you want to play on. And it continues to be a good, solid 50% of the tables that has someone playing for high.
Me and my crack team of playing for the low winning hand (me, the dog and ahomeless person I made the mistake of giving some change to) sat in on a table tonight with something I've also seen with fair regularity. Yep, eat some fiber and your poop is solid.
OK, 'splain (still one of my favorite words and it is a real word, or at least it will be when I strap dynamite across my chest and visit Webster's Dictionary next week) why jackwipe number one doesn't get a time bank, but jackwipe#2 does? I'll tell you why- jackwipe #1 didn't pay the Race Table tax the last time he played Omaha High Lo. Jackwipe #2 did and dutifully went all in and lost 300,000 chips in 40 hands.
Good news for you PokerStars...I'm back over ten k and I'll probably be tempted to blow my wad in one ten k buy in table tomorrow night. Does about 7pm EST work for you? Do you want to prepare to make a lame attempt at making it look for real? Or do you weant to continue the admin "I'm allowed to break the rules and toggle cheat mode" skankfullidity?
(Webster's has been reluctant to admit this is a real word. Fucking skankfulls.)
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