Wednesday, November 4, 2009

Those were the good old days




Suntitle- the whiner part 2.


On Full Tilt, in the good old days you could fold the first twenty hands on a hold'em two table sit and go (before you finally started to get some decent cards), but now it's fair game deep into the tourney.


The other "players" as always are quite unconcerned about chips. They have already invested millions of free money chips on the free money stock market and made tons of free money dividends and had sex with their free money wives and played free money golf with their free money golf buddies and eaten free money dinner at the classy free money restaurant and chortled at free money jokes and bought free money garden seed for their free money gardens and challenged their free money Playstation games and win free money experience points and just do so much with their free money lives that they have nothing better to waste their free money on than making my life miserable.
Reminder- I am not some clueless rookie that raises as fast as at the drop of Jarah's phone number as listed on "stalkasianhotties.com" I've played a ton of hands, and I can tell when I'm being played with.
In the meantime, my Full Tilt stack is dropping faster than Jarah's ride down the escalator. Just like PokerStars, if I have to I will start over with the 1k minimum. Your choice. Random cards and I go away, or I keep screwing with you. Me and my crack team of personality assessment specialists (me, the dog and the living members of the undefeated 1972 Miami Dolphins football team) expecdt that the play will continue to be limitless free money chip stacks raising every time they aren't finding something meaningful to do with their life or looking at "stalksasianhotties.com."

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