The worst hand in internet poker free money hold'em games is a pair of kings. Not because it's a bad hand, but because there is no hand that suffers more bad beats than this. Expect a heavy dose of this over the next few months, because I get a pair of kings a ton of times. And I'm smart enough to have my Dragonfly Sense tingling to fold them almost instantly and watch someone flop a straight.
(Dragonfly sense- Superhero Movie is out and it includes a parody of the Tom Cruise Scientology video!)
Another story I'm sticking by- this is total bullshit that there aren't any new Jarah pics out there. I get like 7 phone calls every 7 years asking me why they aren't posted. Rumor has it that this Asian hottie has absolutely no relation to Jarah, never saw a picture of Jarah, never even heard of Jarah and never walked Jarah's dog or shared ice cream with Jarah.
The jury is still out on this. I think she walked Jarah's dog twice when she was ten years old.
Now, back to some more meaningful stuff - the PokerStars bouncy baby registration screen.
It's not a purposeful make the real human not be able to reg into the game he wants to thing. It's simply a matter of AI instantly logging into their games. And since I'm on to what's going on, more concerned about lack of real human behavior than winning chips, thinking way outside the box and nailing Asian quadruplets I get to see a registration screen that doesn't make any sense.
It's sorted by when it was offered. And within seconds there are 14 positions filled.
Jarah's dog walker calls "Bullshit."
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