Disgust Eel

What the hell does that title mean? Is there some slimy fishy like critter swimming around the internet poker waters? You betcha.

The latest update from Full Tilt now adds the "Discuss Deal" option. So far my investigation has shown that you can only do it a limited number of times, you can't use it until the final table of a multi-table game and when you click on the check box it does this amazing and wondrous thing called nothing.

For me, there is no reason to discuss the deal. It's obvious the cards are not random and there are tons of AI vacuums and feeders out there. Every once in a while I bump into a table that looks almost real. Far to often I'm met with this shit.

Notonly do I never get hands worth calling on,much less consider raising on there's some vacuum ready to bet on every hand. In the real random card world there isn't going to be someone that has 10k chips after 10 hands on a sit and go where everyone starts 1,500. It's mathematically equivalent to someone having 9 million on a 200k buy in race table. Cheat mode is toggled.

The problem isn't that the winner shouldn't be getting somany great cards. The real problem is that there are so many ostensibly "human" players willing to throw all there chips into the pot and lose to it. The possibility of real human feeders to the vacuums is Tom Cruise insane. So uncompeticical, so douchely, so vagarioscious.

The math is out there for all the world to see. Me and my crack team of doing something for fun (me and the dog and Jarah) would love it if a challenging game of cards would happen every once in a blue moon. But, you can't have everything. Where would you put it?