An ordinary person wouldn't complain about kicking ass and taking names and going to beddy bye with well over 200k free money chips. But, by golly I'm not an ordinary man. I guess I'm still fuming over the Jarah and Sora restraining orders. And I promise you, that kid is NOT my son despite what you heard.
Nearing 200k I have the luxury of sitting at a 10k buy in without too much worry. Maybe, just maybe tonight is one of those rare nights when I get to play cards and not think for even a brief second that I'm paranoid and people are out to get me.
And here we go again. The 14 second zombie collective unconsciousness virus has infected this table, too.
Guys, seriously. How can I go for years withoput seeing this, download a supposed upgrade and suddenly and continually the collective unciousness pretends to be thinking.
Me and my crack team of time using experts (me and my dinner) have a couple of thoughts on the advantages that Internet Poker gains from this.
1) It's a lame look at making it look like your playing against a table full of real players.
2) It's a direct attack on me - if the game is so insufferably bad, maybe he'll lose interest and just stop playing.
3) Blinds and antes are tied into the length of the game. I fwe give the rhuman crappy cards for forty hands he'll get bored and go all in against juiced (rigged( cards and lose and I get the employeee of the month award.
25k buy in games - here I come,
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