This is breaking news from AP - the Asian Press
In a historic summit meeting yesterday President Barrack Obama, his adversaries in the US Republican Party and PokerStars agreed to a compromise merely hours before the US defaulted on its 13 trillion+ free money chip debt to online gaming sites.
The new legislation is less than optimal for all parties involved. The Republicans retain the lack of being refunded tax credits from Full Tilt, but did get to issue a political statement that said to the Obama administration - "Nanner nanner boo boo. Let's see if you get re-elected now." The Democrats got to issue a release saying, "Nanner nanner boo boo - you have to make cuts on defense spending."
These cuts in defense spending include the Department of Justice backing off on indictments against poker websites and allowing free money chip play to continue. Senator Kyle Inthepocket made this statement: "It's only free money, who cares?"
PokerStars did not return any calls for comments. The rumors are that they have been busy making the newest update which will correct all the major rule breaks that have been recorded on The Big Laydown over the past few years which include players that get to post vulgarity when it's normally asterisked out, inconsistency in the application of the time bank rules and having way too many avatars of babies and pets.
It's uncertain at this time if these changes will save the free money Social Security and free money Medicare systems from going bankrupt. Bob Forapples of FECES (Free Economic Chip Evaluation Service) has his doubts. "I just don't trust that AI to play normal."
In the meantime - hot Asians partied on what looks like a major step forward.
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