The ever lovable "I have to go" raise.
Saturday, August 13, 2011
The "I Have to Go" cheat
The ever lovable "I have to go" raise.
Since I've played over half a million hands on the Internet I've seen this a bunch of times when I'm on a rigged table. A player claims that they are trying to lose so they can move on with life and deal with their stink of failure by throwing a golf club through the TV set or feeding the cat and eating dinner. Universally, and I mean every time, this is a big warning sign that this position is going to go on a roll. And not a tasty Totino's pizza roll or a rig'em a role (rigamoral, get it?}
I was prepared to throw a golf club through the TV when I realized I don't own any and that PokerStars was about to prove me right. I don't care how good you are. Mathematically, someone with less than 100 chips doesn't make this kind of comeback without some feeding.
Naturally the Cmeback Kid was the only chatter worth talking about.
Some admin toggled cheat mode and gave himself great cards because losing just ain't fun. I was probably the only real human at the table other than him.
If you are seriously trying to play to lose their is only one valid, human option.
Just sit the fuck out. It's really that easy. Turn off your pc and go to bed.
Or keep up the facade and give me screenshots. Your choice.
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