There are some things we here at The Big Laydown don't keep secret. A fondness for Asian women. The ability to fold 50 hands in a row without caring. Spending too much money on the hotel mini-bar, etc....
As we venture through this wondrous creation known to most as Internet Poker that we like to call Questionable Heaping Turdfest (QHT for short) we have been confronted by some extremely questonable...well...piles of heaping turd.
Let's call this turd Milbur, because that's the screen name he used. Obviously desperate for attention and trying to provide a cover story on why the play has been so slow for THE LAST MONTH. Recent posts have made it no secret that I've noticed the inceptionally slow play - that's exceptionally slow play defined by that to believe these "people" are for real that you must be living in a dream, within a dream, within a bad nightmare complete with frogs wearing negligees and a pontoon boat full of midgets (don't ask.)
But, I digress. OK, so the cover story is that yes, somebody else out there has noticed the exceptionally slow play and they decide to complain about it. Hand after hand after hand. I brushed it off until the final table. For some fun I started posting some slow related puns in the chat. Slow Gin Fizz. Slowmatoe, the Arby's Milbur (can I call you Millie?) slow roasted beef sandwich, etc....
Since the weekend was very productive I really didn't care about my chips. Finished in the money anyway, naturally bad beaten by Millie.
Now here's that old logic and human nature issue rising up again. What type of a personality dedicates themselves to log into a poker site with the express purpose of being annoying? A couple billion people on the planet. Personality matches - 2 according to my Calculatron 4D3XSt (my Commodore 64.)
No, this was a tourney created for my benefit by admins trying to present a pseudo-rational excuse for the time wastigness (real word.)
OK Millie. Here's your 15 minutes of fame. Enjoy it while I eat a roast beef sandwich washed down by a sloe gin fizz.
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