Friday, August 5, 2011

Meth check









It would have been a math check but my drug paraphernalia was confiscated two weeks ago and I'm sooooo bored that I decided to play poker. Or not. Sometimes just looking at what's going on without playing a single hand is good.

After heavy cheating when there's nothing but crap on TV I usually complete 3 crossword puzzles, 2 sudoko grids drink 3 liters of my favorite Sambucu and Mountain Dew drink (patented - SamDew) and then I just look for a race table that I have no interest in playing in.


I can alrwdy hear the complaints now. "Oh, it's just free money."

Please.

For more than a decade I've watched as talentless all in mentalities go all in and it generally works. Absolutely hilarious is the idea that there's a line up of incompetewnt losers that just can't wait to put a caption on that picture of the cute kittie and switch the browser screen to take the time to raise.

Since the cards aren't random, even tough the caption wasn't funny it works.

Real poker -0
Playing like a jackwipe 1.

Gotta go. Must play like a jackwipe

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