Tuesday, August 23, 2011

Just Like Playing Poker Bingo


Really? I find the timing of this comment to be somewhat unusual. My pair of tens wasn't good, but I did manage to catch the 4th diamond on the board for a not too solid flush winner. Which is fortunate, because if it had been solid it wouldn't have flushed. Me and my crack team of toilet experts (me and the ghost of my dog) have identified goes down the crapper much easier than solid matter.

What's really hilarious is the idea that the US Government was so paranoid about freakishly unusual earthquakes that there were evacuations. And shut downs of tourist attractions. And the possibility of Brett Favre coming out of retirement.

And that the collective unconsciousness has suddenly had a major mood swing, the cards are more random, the chat is more normal, the massive use of extra time has seen a massive drop. The last week has been much more realistic.

Of course I don't buy it. More and more people are questioning site integrity and after a decade of nonsense, why would you try to pretend it's for real against me of all people?

Now, the bingo comment could have been related to the several all in bets that occurred at this table. This still doesn't help their case. I haven't seen this many high pair vs. high pair going all in hands in years. Just like baseball had the juiced ball (and PED using goliaths - yes, I'm talking to YOU Barry "Asterisk Cheating Bonds" the game is more entertaining when you don't have to fold 30 hands in a row.

Must go now. I have to take a king sized dump.

Which naturally will lead to a royal flush.


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