Monday, August 1, 2011

Doyle's - I'm coming for you







At last - a kindred spirit that has taken the time to post on a blog about the irregularities that abound on Internet Poker. The writer of Full Tilt is NOT random put a link up to this site and encoyraged his (or her) readers to take a peek here.

One slightly off base comment he made was that I post every day. More like every day I get cheated. Since this happens on almost a daily basis I get something to complain about regularly. So as a gesture of respect - and I'm warning you Doyle's Room - be on your best behavior this weekend - hell, maybe even months. Every single one of the 13 different Internet poker sites I've visited has proven to be a box of Crapola Crayons without the nifty sharpener in the back.

I really wish I wasn't getting old or that I was artificial intelligence or a millionaire so I dind't have to work and I could stay awake as long as I wanted to so that I could bust on this crap even more than I do now. It takes about 4 hours a month alone for the Asian pics. (Counting the time for pc virus and malware cleanup by visiting dangerous sites.)

Even more dangerous than the porn is Internet poker. In these trying times you might expect they would take a breather and allow things to be a bit more reasonable. Not the case.

I have two favorite games on Stars. 2-7 lowball and a two table Hold-em game. The lowball isn't being populated fast enough for my premature ejaculation mentality so I've been playing a lot of Hold'em. Which doesn't help Stars case for this being for real because over 100s of tourneys they all play out the exact same way. I get crap cards. I fold. I play short stacked. Eventually get one big winner. Make it to the final table short stacked. Then finally things change up a bit.

Curious how the chat didn't start until the final table. The farms are gone and the admins have nothing to do but attack each other in chat. Try to make it look for real. It's wasted on me.

Now, here's the main point of this post - when I log in I'm greeted by the friendly message about what I need to do to get precious rings of power and VIP points. Which would require playing for real money. Which I'd never do. Which I can't do. I'm from the US. A competent and caring IT staff of a huge corporation would have blocked this from reaching US players.

And to boot we had one of those ridiculous juiced hands where 3 players had pairs, and the eights who raised pre flop were too stupid to fold.

Not
Real
People

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