After a 17 minute meeting which involved lots of Mountain Dew and waste can wadded up paper basketball, S&P upgraded PokerStars credibilty level from FFF to FF+. Experts agree this upgrade amounts to belief that a Tyrannosaurus is in your tree scaring off the squirrels to belief that a single piece of slime mold can defeat a howitzer in gladitorial combat.
Upon this report the free money stock exchange on poker site stocks raised by an unprecedented 0.000004%
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Nice cover story, but I still don't buy it. The reason that this nonsense about the 14 second "you need to act" warning has been coming up is that apparently there are so many people playing multiple tables that they simply can't react in time to the table I happen to be sitting at.
And this happens on every single night.
Rationally, it makes sense to expect that it's easier to be succesful when you focus on a single game. Mathematically it's almost the same as marceigh logging in to 5 1 million chip buy in games simultaneously. There's no way you can ever convince me I'm not good at poker. Presenting so many positions with an infinite supply of chips and being annoying and unprofessional makes about as much sense as this video game I'm playing as I type this where my slime mold just got killed by a Tyrannosaurus. And I loved that slime mold. His name was Miscavige and he was gone long before his time. No slime mold parent should EVER have to bury them.
The reason I'm willing to accept an upgrade - things have been a teeny tiny itsy bitsy more reasonable the past few weeks. But I demand perfection. And these obviously non-random cards are still a monumental pain in the keister. I can't remember the last time I was dealt an ace in the first full set of hands around the table.
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The speculation is that now that Internet poker has been "called out" that they have decided to stop the constant rigged AI to make the game a bit more reasonable. More on this in the next post.
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