Wave

All oceanic fans be forewarned - the player name 'wave' has already been taken. You're wasting your time trying to get it. And if your a fan of the moon and its effects on our waters be forewarned that 'wane' is already taken. And if you're a fan of tupper be forewarned that 'ware' is already taken.

And if you're a fan of Internet poker and want to create a name be forewarned that pretty much everything in the dictionary and nonsensical combinations of letters like 'waxe' and 'waqe' have been taken.

I get this jolly and happy picture of the chap that waqes up in the morning and decides to try his luck at Internet poker. Takes a day off from feeding the wales at the aquarium. Buys some car waxe. Cogitates on the waze he's going to make his grand poker plan go into effect. Completely ignores the Asian hotties on the Internet. Wates in line at the post office. Gives small change to a homeless wafe. Goes for a wade in the pond. Earns a wage despite having done a Ferris Buehler and called off work. Then finally settles into a game of poker.

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Wow. There's a ton of pics of Sora on the Net. If I wasn't so busy making sense of my misbegotten life playing poker I could browse these pics for months.

Sora first came into my radar by the wonderfully cheesy film "Big Tits Zombie." As a huge cheese fan I just had to see this movie based on the title. Despite being in Japanese with subtitles it has given me and the dog laughs for months now.