Plumber719 - the Internet Poker King of Bad Beats

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Not since Freckledmom has a player such as this taken the Internet poker world by storm.



Now, if you're a fan of the humor, bear with me a bit. I have a theme for the night, but I want to talk about the sit and go, first.



Plumber (hereafter called Kobb - short for King of Bad Beats) was one of those annoying chaps that not only raised almost every hand, but they were never modest raises. You know - like a full third of the average chip stack of the other players. Or more. And fold? You MUST be kidding. That didn't happen until the final table.



Now, if you examine the screenshots of the bad beats - there's three solid bad beats with a river draw and one, "watch me call with 8-4 offsuit, have the lowest card on the board be an eight and nobody else that called the hand can pair up higher excuse me win."



And if you examine the chip stacks of the other players you can see these were bundled close together, not spread out over an hour of play.



There's something obviously abnormal going on. Kobb wins the first several hands. And yet not another single position reacts the appropriate WTF? response. Certainly not me. I'm too busy being amused by the insanity. And collecting screen shots.



And now for the rational explanation, complete with tons of puns.



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Kobb was a Kernel in the army that had a plan to earn tons of free money chips on Internet poker. His army celery was too low to make the buy in, so he got his corny Uncle to lentil him some money. He knew his play wasn't professional quality - it couldn't be described as "rad" only "rad-ish."



But he didn't carrot all.



He figured, "If I tie up my collie, Flower, outside endive into the game and rice every hand no one will notice until it's too late!"



But, Kobb had another problem. A human going by a name that had absolutely no veggie puns was on to him. This human, aka The Big Laydown was keen to what was going on and was the only player on the first table smart enough to fold and avoid Kobb's rices.



Big Laydown pondered, "I know wheat love to see this chump brought down, but he's off to a big lead. There's barley time to ketchup. There's not mushroom for error here."



Big Laydown persisted, watched as Kobb was killed on the final table and placed in the money. As a gesture of goodwill Big Laydown offered this in chat:



"I forgive you. Lettuce wish for peas on Earth for all human beans."



Kobb was silent. Not a single rhu barb.



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And there you have the story of Kobb.



The king of bad beets.



And that's enough corn on the Kobb.