Saturday, January 15, 2011

Natural Selection






Break out the banjos. We're in the boonies and we've got internet access. And dammit, we are strong, proud, drunk on shine and we will rape your women and be seen in movies with chainsaws.

I can and I will duplicate this. The significance of this game was that I folded every single hand. Three thirds and a second on Full Tilt matrix. No thought required. Just watching a movie and an occasional mouse click and I have positive chip flow.

Please explain how this is real poker.

Eventually the banjo playing nitwits will get back to basics and marry their cousins.

And Internet poker will realize that cheating people on free money games doesn't help them.

Why cheat on free money games?

1) Courting a new player to break out the checkbook.
2) Boredom - I can toggle cheat mode and losing isn't fun.
3) The lobby screen shows 100,000 players when there's actually only 254.

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