And Nobody Notices

Except me.

That there's a major Hoover Damn Vaccuum in the house. For those who don't get the pun - Hoover is a company that makes vaccuums and Hoover Dam is a big piece of concrete in the western U.S.

The first two hands started out so typically for the way virtually 90% of the sit and go games go. Pib (can I call you that? Pibby? The Pibster? The Pibmeister? Pibbag? Pibwipe? Emperor Pibolonius Minimus? Mr. Pibb? Piblic Library?) was your usual sacrificial lame, er...lamb. Surely the explanation would be made that he simply doesn't know how to play lowball draw. The end result is that after two hands there are two out of six positions that have a sizable chip lead over everyone else. Naturally my first two hands were total crap.

The existence of the Pibozos of the world is to tempt the casual player into thinking they want to get in on the easy action. I've seen it often on Razz games. First four cards and some idiot has a pair of kings showing and they bet it the whole way through. When the cards are shown they either have a third king or another pair in the hole. Sometimes jokes are made at this person's expense, sometimes not. Pibaloney positions are much more effective in all in games. This Pibrainless chump is on fixed limit.

What was unexpected is that Sindi and Bill played a ton of hands. And they raised and called on your eventually winner in the upper right.

At the point in this screenshot the chip leader has twice as many chips as the rest of the table combined. Yet nobody but me recognizes that this person is getting way too good cards consistently hand after hand.

Down to three spots - two get paid off. Bill has 84 chips left and I bet 50. Chip leader is out of the hand. We've reached stud high low, and three cards remain to be dealt. If ever there waqs a time to call regardless of your cards, this is it. Bill folded faster than a hot Asian laundrymat employee.

Strange. Weird. Pibogus. But I'll take the second place. Even though you Pibastards made me burn off two more pictures of Sora. I hope you can go to sleep tonight knowing the damage you have done. These pictures don't just download themselves, you know. It actually requires a time investment on my part.