It's so easy to tell a table that is generally leading nowhere without massive amounts of effort. When I was met by an all in on the first two hands that worked, I knew something was a foot. Because I dropped my 12 inch ruler and I realized it was a foot long.
Now, let's talk about what we know about vacuums.
1) They help you keep your house clean.
2) They make space people who get caught outside the ship have their eyeballs pop.
3) They write bad checks.
4) Hoover Dam is named after one.
5) They are fun in an auto-erotic sense (from what my friends tell me and what I've read in books.)
6) It may be the only English word with two consecutive 'u's.
7) Me and my crack team of scary noises experts (me and the dog) rate them as second after thunder.
8) And when on the Internet they clean up at poker.
Babyval should have been named Queenvac. However, that brand name was already taken, and I trust when I search for the player name "vacuum" tomorrow it will surely be taken.
Your typical and even skilled poker player is not supposed to see what I have in the few games I've played this year. But as a skilled and aware of what's going on type of guy, I'm onto the scam. Every single 18 player game I've played this year I've made the final table without winning a single hand. Because the vacuums clean up the "farm" AI spots and real humans too stupid to fold.
Personally I stick with it (and still finish low in the money) because the idiots are feeding me screen names that I can search for in the future. Just like Freck.
Babyvac had so much disdain for the opponents that it logged into another game. And just like last night's vacuum registered for a second game. And just like last night's vacuum woke up after someone won a big hand. And just like last night's vacuum made a big statement that showed they're the big dog on the block by raising on non-random cards and winning.
Gotta go for now. Gotta clean my vacuum's hose.
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