At lunch time today I poked around through some other poker blogs. Not a single damn picture of a Hot Asian girl. And all of them I saw were pretty much positive on their assesment5 of what's going on out there.
So I MUST be wrong. I'm outnumbered by 2,000 to 1.
My first table of 2011 was a bit of a change. As opposed to no chat and massive raising the game looked very normal. Other than the trash talking, timing out and general unsportsmanlike conduct. Fortunately, me and my crack team of referee bribers (me and the dog) got the officials to start throwing an occasional flag.
Now that I got that loss out of my system I'm making some resolutions.
I will not complain about bad beats.
I will not log in at 3:00 am when the really weird shit happens.
I will not fold an AK suited even though I just now some jackass has a set.
I will not poke fun at goofy name choices.
I will not play a Full Tilt Matrix game and finish third on every table without calling a single hand.
I will not search out race tables.
I will not flush the toilet if only "onesies" are in it.
I will not prove that I can't observer chat and others can.
I will not play blackjack on Ultimate/Absolute and complain when someone draws a two on a hard 19 and beats my 20.
In short - I will not complain about my failed math since sooooooo many blogs must be right.
And by the way - monkeys fly out my butt. This year is going to be the same as the last 11.
And sorry about the toilet flusing comment. One resolution I may actually keep is to tame my potty mouth.
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