If the adult content warning wasn't enough, let me add this. If you are two years old, do not proceed any further! You're too young to enjoy the sexy pics of Sora Aoi, you should be in bed and I'm about to verbally bitch slap you.
After my messy relationship with math came to an end I briefly dated her cousin Non-random Cards who went by the nickname of Nancy. (Because Noncy or Non C didn't make any sense. And I really only did it because she was friends with Sora. And Sora was friends with Jarash who was the real target and my real human hormones were raging so much that I decided that it was time to make a play instead of wasting my life investigating huge run on sentences that have no real point regarding the topic at hand since I'm trying to settle down into watching a movie before going to bed and I haven't even fed the dog yet who has been pretty patient with me so far while I got my nightly cheating at poker.
18 player two table game. If you're in it for a long time you get to see lots of hands. As opposed to going all in on the first decent hand you get. The play on this tourney was obviously, well, I can't say "rigged", but I can say "bogus."
The cards were juiced. And other than my posting those two screen shots of me folding a pair of queens twice that would have been losers everyone pushed the stack into the middle on every single chance. Conscious of what was going on - you guessed it. I started a massive folding campaign.
What resulted was an all in/huge raise crap fest for over an hour. And my experiment was successful. I placed in the money while only winning two hands.
Riduclious (real word.)
More proof that sitting out is a better option than actually playing poker. Like Omaha Hi-Lo race tables it caters to the two year olds out there.
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