Sal, thanks for the great sex, but face it, you're not Asian. And you're not internet AI. Boy, that would be hot. Sex with internet AI. Hit the road Sally, I have a new purpose in my life.
I'm going to log in to internet poker, suffer al the bad beats and build my chip stacj to over 500k. Then, just to teach them a big lesson I'm going to
Lose.
Again and again and again.
As said before the key to the bogusity (real word) of the race table isn't that someone is winning, but that soooooooo many allegedly real people are losing. There's no serious betting. It's two year old all in mentality.
At least before Sally did the walk of shame and hit the road she popped open a beer for me.
(NO REAL PERSON NAMED SALLY EXISTS IN REGARDS TO THIS POST. NO ANIMALS WERE HARMED EXCEPT THE STINK BUG THAT WAS JUST WAY TOO ANNOYING. SALLY WOULD NOT GIVE ME THE TIME OF DAY, MUCH LESS SLEEP WITH ME. I ASKED GOD FOR A BIKE, AND I WAS REMINDED THAT HE DOESN'T WORK THAT WAY. SO I STOLE A BIKE AND ASKED GOD FOR FORGIVENESS.)
I asked God for a competitive challenge and I got internet poker.
FAIL.
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