Thanks for the compliment!

You wonderful, adorable uh....spamming douchebag.

I was surprised to see more hits than normal this morning. And as I reviewed my last (and I must say very funny post) I saw that for the first time in ages someone actually posted a comment.

Great Blog!!!!! Three seconds of research reveals that this was simply some idiot posting a link for another poker site. I have to think they didn't read any of the content here since this is so anti-online poker oriented. And with good reason.

We're now approaching the 700 post territory which Jarah tells me that after I hit that number I must stop posting her pictures, our I will hear from the lawyers. Some posts are simply about the bogus play. Most posts include some comedy as well as a "point" about the bogus play. And amidst them are a lot of pretty pictures that show various things that don't make sense.

I don't want to lose my core audience of fans (both of them) but I'm leaving the link up. If you spend any significant amount of time on the free money tables on ANY poker site you can gain one ten thousandeth of my knowledge and understand that it simply is a money making scam. Go ahead. Click on the loser's link, sign up, lose your money, go to your postal office job depressed and armed with your AK47 and go out in style.

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The only thing missing from the 8 Game table was there wasn't too much time bank action. Other than this we are met with someone who does not understand that the first of the eight is lowball triple draw and feeds the eventual annoying raising on almost every hand douche. Shortly thereafter we are met with the second player that gets way too many chips from the feeders. (Pouting because I'm not one of them.) ((Nah, not really...I know the system.))

The tables I pick are heavily weighed to the weird games. Now that Badugi appears to be extinct 8 game is pretty much the weirdest offering out there. The basic pre-programmed/AI plan is to make the game so alien and the play so bizarre that a first timer will figure that they just aren't good enough to play with these experts. Let's go back to Hold'em. Which is the only game they've had any success at making look for real. Even then the Hold'em games I sit at are realistic about, as a guess, 10% of the time.
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Undaunted by the first comment to this blog I have kept at it. One of the major reeasons was the content of the comment. The debaye went like this:

Me: Blah blah blah...bad beat, math doesn't work. Blah blah blah....that was weird. Blah blah blah....wow, that was an outright rule break! Blah blah blah...thanks for the taunt.

Commentator's response: You %$@*&^!& idiot! Internet poker rules!

My response: (Sarcasm) Thank you for your constructive reply to the issues presented here. Once you can constructively point out what's wrong with my math I'll be glad to talk more about it.

Commentator's response:

Never heard from him again.

Because I'm right.