Listen PokerStars. The masses are really getting ticked off. For more than a week now, things have been so placid it just seems surreal.
Strangely, I prefer to be obviously cheated as opposed to a refreshing competitive game. Oh, who am I kidding.
I don't know what your evil plan is for my future, but for now I can sit at a table and think that I have a reasonable chance of successs. It's a refreshing change.
But, in order to not get too complacent I contacted Stephen Coldbeer and there has been a change of plans. When we invade the Washington mall(ish) area at the end of this month we will remember all those free money race table hopefuls that lost their free money race table chips and couldn't pay their free money subprime loan mortgages and got their artificial intelligence Sims house taken away from them.
Sorry John, this team is now focused on keeping Internet poker fear alive. You too may one day be so desperate for your free money coke fix that you will log into a free money race table, put all your free money chips on the line and if you're lucky more free money losers will feed you like the free crack money table of the day shown here.
Note to self - create my own free money religion based on agitated alien parasites pissed off because I got nuked in a Hawaiin volcano. My free money chip stack will be golden. I can do it with a scam instead of earning it.
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