Because it's scary. Really scary. People think that when she was younger Jamie Lee Curtis was hot scary. (And I'm not just saying that because she isn't Asian.)
As time rolls on I continue to marvel at how obvious it is and there's been no collective movement to clean it up. If there was any justice in the world Jim Carrey never would have become a movie star and PokerStars reg screens of real active players would show 4,366 instead of more than 200,000.
As a strategy game enthusiast I've wasted way too much money on games that have kept me happy for at max a couple of months. Then, when I learn how the AI plays and make some adjustments I finally have some success.
My fascination with Internet poker is born from
BOOOOO!
(Admit it, you jumped out of your chair - didn't see that coming!)
understanding that I'm not playing against real humans. AI has no patience. It just plays according to the algorithm. Pretty badly at that. But, because the algorithm, despite all these bogus posts on the web, the cards are simply not random. Being Yogi with no clothes on and smarter than the average bare I've had the enjoyment of caring more about what others are doing in the game than concern for my own sitch.
BOOOO! - the economy is still fucked! Your $12 of candy handed out to the next generation is not going to stimulate the economy. Break out the checkbook and play real money tables on Internet poker, that WILL make a difference. Take a shortcut and give your money to a Nigerian prince. Or Scientology.
So, as I play my minimum one table a night and watch as my opponents play to make me lose instead of playing to win I realize that it's more entertaining for me to bust on it than to try to be progressive.
And naked shots of Jarah can be found at
BOOOO!
Gotcha again.
Disclaimer:
No children were harmed in the posting of this blog. No real people have been harmed ever in posts on this blog. Ben and Jerry's sales have not been affected by this bog and I am not taking money under the table like Jarah suggests, And
BOOOO!
Still waiting for a ratonal rebuttal.
Because math shows it ain't gonna happen.
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