The March to Keep Internet Poker Insanity Alive

Being so political minded and in need of a few laughgs after getting cheated at Internet Poker, me and my crack team of funny show experts (me and the dog) have made watching Jon DailyRaceTable Stewart and Stephen Coldbeer a must.

On Halloween night these fine gentlemen and thousands of loyal followers will descend on the Washington Mall, take up all the good parking spaces and get all preachy about what's wrong with the world.

They couldn't possibly be more off target.

Political and economic issues being important to the average Jarah?? That's like trying to be a female ninja stripper which can make you a helluva lot more money. (Goddammit, where are all my one dollar bills?)

With great remorse I report that the play on PokerStars hasn't been too bad lately. Oh yeah, it's still obviously rigged to the trained eye, but things have calmed down a bit. And I think the main reason is Senator Allin Spector's work on trying to pass the controversial removal of the "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" policy. For years now real humans have been attacked. We want to come out of the closet and declare we aren't AI, but it just isn't safe. Seriously, if it's known that I'm a real human being I might get random cards and have enough free money chips to buy toxic high risk credit mortgage free money assets and perpetuate the global recession.

Since the global free money economy is at risk and Internet poker keeps blowing up the bubble, we here at The Big Lay Down, at great expense, are organizing the March to Keep Internet Poker Insanity Alive.

Both...er...all of us will be in Washington and stick it to those preachy political pundits purporting profits parlayed by patient paranormol prospective pals.

And maybe, just maybe, we can return to the glory days of the obvious Internet poker insanity we've loved so much.

Gotta take a p.

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Look for us. We'll be in our Anonymous Guy Fawlkes masks. If you've never seen a dog in a Guy Fawlkes mask, you really haven't lived.