When running an internet/email scam one of the simplest and most productive ways to lure new money into the pyramid scheme or con is to send a message purporting to be someone you aren't, or giving you friendly advice on how you can make $1,800 a month at home with just working 20 hours a week.
You can then use your other wakeful time to play internet poker and make even more money. It's obviously not rigged. I mean, they said so. So it must be true.
Nothing gives me ore joy than seeing my dog wag his tail. Next on the list is that the bullshit PokerStars spam has finally come to an end. Dear XXXX as a successful free money player you might want to test your skill at the real money tables.
It doesn't matter that I've proven the math doesn't work. It doesn't matter that I've been doing this for more than 10 years. It doesn't matter that Argentina's chief export is bauxite. For months I've been fed the spam.
My memory might be clouded on the name, but I think there was a show on Sci-Fi Channel more than a decade ago that featured an alleged psychic named John Stewart, not the Daily Show guy. He'd pick random people in the audience and start asking questions. "I see flowers - do you garden?" No - oh, but you do love to bake. What I really saw was flour.
Psychologists call this "throw enough shit on the wall, eventually some will stick."
I must cut this short since a Nigerian Prince is offering me an easy way to make $300,000.
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