P-P-PokerStars!

Duh duh duh duh
Dun duh duh duh
Duh duh duh duh
Duh duh duh duh

Want to show I have what it takes to play on PokerStars
But I fold to much a bad habit from playing for such a long time
I don't think taht I'll ever win any of their praise
Because even when I get a hand I refuse to raise

No No No
I won't bite at that so rigged bait
No No No
Ace pair is gonna lose to a straight

Can't play here, can't play here
Don't try to play here on PokerStars
Nobody feeding to you
Can't play here, can't play here
Don't try to play here on PokerStars
Nobody feeding to you

P-P-Pokerstars, P-P-Pokerstars
duh duh duh duh
P-P-Pokerstars, P-P-Pokerstars
duh duh duh duh

I wanna roll with the cool dudes so I'm all in
Using up my time bank, how cool that would be
Playing based on solid math is the biggest trap
So here I go again raising on total crap

No No No
I won't bite at that so rigged bait
No No No
Ace pair is gonna lose to a straight

Can't play here, can't play here
Don't try to play here on PokerStars
Nobody talking to you
Can't play here, can't play here
Don't try to play here on PokerStars
Cause that's what AI would do

P-P-Pokerstars, P-P-Pokerstars
duh duh duh duh
P-P-Pokerstars, P-P-Pokerstars
duh duh duh duh

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1 hour and 43 miutes after this post The Big LayDown received 17 different emails from the lawyers of PokerStars, Lady Gaga and Jarah. PokerStars suit is copyright infringement. My lawyer (the dog) thinks that we can get off this one because of the reference to the fictitious P-P-PokerStars site. Lady Gaga's suit is also copyright infringement since my publicist, Weir Al Yankovic, did not secure her permission to use the parody lyrics. Jarah's suit is a palimony action because she and Gaga are friends, I haven't bought her Ben and Jerry's in months and I had the audacity to not post a picture of her.

Since these will be settled with free money chips I will soon be forced to start over with the economic stimulus "TARP" (Try And Rationalize Poker) program free money 1,000 chips.

And I don't even care because the upcoming zombie apocalypse is just going to send the world to hell.

(Note to self - locate shotgun, chainsaw and MREs.)