Do't worry about me fans. I'm doing fine. Except this almost normal poker just drives me absolutely nuts. Where are the bogus all ins? Where are the players that don't understand that it's lowball instead of high hand wins? Where's the raising to the maximum on a fixed limit gave every hand? It's....my...kryp...to....nite.
Ener...gy waning. And Wayne left...an hour...a...go. Must....make...it...to freezer and con...sume Ben and Jerry's. Not...working...there must...be something..to do.
OK we logged into CityPoker and we're fine.
Bad math is better than winning for me, hence my preoccupation with race tables.
When you sit at a race table on PokerStars you get challenged for having the audacity to interrupt the fun. The fun is obviously mega-chipped opponents willing to go all in every hand. And feed and feed and feed. If I had 5 billion free money chips, I seriously doubt I'd get much entertainment value out of goig all in on crappy cards and losing. And then buying back in and losing again.
City doesn't call them race tables. But essentially every single Omaha Hi Lo game is one. Count the chips. Do the math. Puke up the ice cream. Pet the dog.
And reflect on why you would ever put real money on a site that does this.
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