Are you tired of hot Asian women dirtying up your enjoyment of reading a poker blog? Of course you are!
Hi Billy Mays here. Back from the dead and a brief ghostly visit on South Park. And I can prove it's really me!
BECAUSE ONLY BILLY MAYS CAN TALK IN CAPS LOCK AND MAKE YOU BUY USELESS THINGS!
OUR FEATURED ITEM TODAY IS SOMETHING EVERYONE NEEDS TO GET THROUGH THOSE ANNOYING POKER BLOGS THAT DON'T HAVE ANY REAL EVIDENCE AND INCLUDE COMPLETELY OFF TOPIC PICTURES OF HOT ASIAN WOMEN!!!!!
FOXI-CLEAN WAS DEVELOPED BY FRIENDLY SWISS GNOMES AND THE PRODUCERS OF THE FAILED JENNA ELFMAN SERIES ACCIDENTALLY ON PURPOSE. THIS CLEANSER WILL RID EVERY SINGLE HOT ASIAN PICTURE ON YOUR COMPUTER! AND AT A FRACTION OF THE COST OF THE IMITATIONS!
SINCE FOXI-CLEAN IS TARGETED TO READERS OF POKER BLOGS THE SCIENTISTS HAVE DEVELOPED SEVERAL ADDED FEATURES TO THE FORMULA. MUCH LIKE TINY COATED LITTLE TIME RELEASE CAPSULES OF DRUGS, FOXI-CLEAN IS ENCAPSULATED TO ASSURE YOUR SUCCESSFUL TIME BANK MANAGEMENT. INSTEAD OF 45 SECONDS YOU NOW THREE DAYS OF SITTING AND BEING AN ANNOYING DOUCHEBAG! NO MORE WORRIES THAT A MERE 45 SECONDS IS TOO LITTLE TIME TO SERVICE THE WIFE OR LET THE DOG OUT! IT'S AMAAAAAZIIING!
BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE! SINCE YOU DO OCCASIONALLY WANT TO PLAY I'LL THROUGH IN A BOTTLE OF MY SPECIAL "RAISE" CLEANSER. GUARENTEED TO WIPE OUT YOUR OPPONENTS IN MINUTES.
STILL NOT SATISFIED - I'LL DOUBLE THE ORDER! A ONE MONTH SUPPLY OF FOXI-CLEAN AND BOTTLE OF RAISE CLEANSER IS A $19.95 VALUE. ORDER TODAY AND LOG INTO A RACE TABLE AND THE CHARGE IS ONLY $9.95 FOR A $40 VALUE!
And then wake up, get off the crystal meth or whatever you are smoking and do something other than being annoying at internet poker.
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