Look at her (Jarah, Hottie Princess, friend of Xena and Gabrielle, bearer of the light and generous soup kitchen worker) resting comfortably. Why is that? It's not like our lawyers have resolved the ongoing lawsuits.
It's because we are still almost friends and I got to relate to her why I've been so quiet lately. Because I've had the joy of using one of my old tricks. The weirdest and most self destructive trick in my arsenal. So let's bump this up for those that haven't seen the posts from prior years.
Nuking the chip stack is a two fold winner for investigating the nonsense. Two weeks ago I had over 1,300,000 free money chips. Now I have:
2,140
This is not of extremely bad play on my part or buying into 200k games 7 times in a row. It was a nonstop criminal example of "we don't like you, so therefore, you must lose because finally you will go away and leave our cyberwomen alone" insanity. The cyberwomen were tasty and the crack team of nuking the stack experts (me and the dog) scored a lot of Scooby Snacks. I love'em. They're breaded, they're fried, I'm a genius and
Kanye...get the hell away from the keyboard.
Now I suppose the idea is I'm supposed to get so intimidated and frustrated that I just give up. It doesn't work that way.
Because after nuking the chip stack and desperately addicted to poker I start over with their generous 1k freebie. And even in these meaningless nonsensical low limit free table games the bullshit pervades. Yet another table where someone times out and folds after 15 seconds with no time bank, and later in the game the crazy raiser times out and gets the time bank.
Can we please get a little more inconsistent, because I'm not real good with the subtelty.
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