WaWawWa - keep whining on how much you spent on Scientology

Playing literally for months now and focused on PokerStars 7-2 low game nothing has ever changed.

The supposed random cards only seem to even themselves out if you have the patience to fold 12,348 hands before you finally get something worth calling. In the meantime your opponents get not only cards worth calling on, but get to make generous raises.

And I'm thinking I'm on to something here. Absolute Poker presented the ever popular "player" 'FACKINGCHICKEN' several times when I got caught up in fixed limit tables where everyone other than me raised every single opportunity, and everyone other than me called every single opportunity. Ultimate's version of the "I'm annoyed you aren't buying into the all in nonsense and are waiting for a pat hand" position is (or was depending on program tweeks) "THE SQUIRREL." Funny, get it? Waiting for the nuts. Can I possibly goad you into losing your chips faster? Like Scientology, I have quotas to fill dammit! If I bad beat you I get extra points on the employee of the month contest. And we all know the prize is worth it. The plaque, the admiration of hot asian artificial intelligence, the L. Ron Hubbard reimplanted on Venus thetan giving you moral support and a gift card for Ben and Jerry's ice cream. So, I present to you PokerStars equivalent of "Stop whining and just lose - WaWaWa.

I've sat at many tables versus Wa. (Can I call you that?) And usually it only happens after I've posted some heavy potty mouth language in the chat about how it's obvious I've been cheated and the cards aren't even fucking close to being random. And this table had a bonus where my Hemet California Scientology buddy sat in. (Hemet is the home of Scientology's Gold base tax exempt slave labor camp where the razor wire points in to keep people from escaping their 100 hour work weeks for $46 an hour.)

So when internet poker presents their peacock feathers and tries to look impressive they invariably fall into the trap of giving the illusion of competence to the AI by rigging the hole cards and flops, turns, rivers and draws to make the real human get so desperately short stacked low that all in is the only option. Bad beat - you lose. Three more points for me in the quota game.

In the last two years I can count the number of games that weren't thrown to me where I wasn't short stacked on the hands of 4 fingers. Jarah hates my mutation. Jarah and my dog hate my mutation and my time spent when I could be growing a flower garden, joining the municpal government and making important governmental changes and falling off the chair laughing on how stupid and obvious it is.