Friday, October 23, 2009

Happy Jarah




Why is Jrah so happy? Because of the simple pleasures in life. Her mutt has the same cute little white spot on the forehead that my crack team member (the dog) has.
Jarah, enjoy every prescious day. My mutt is getting a little bit tired of the lack of attention while I play rigged poker Let's not even mention the dying of cancer thing. (Too late, I did.)
I tried to give Full Tilt Poker another chance at credibility. And yet they failed miserably. My what a surprise.
Assholes, let me say it again so you can adjust the obvious AI program -
Raising does not equal competence. Certainly lack of random cards does not equal competence.
My hero Jason Moxton who has won tens of thousands of dollars on internet poker only has to play for two minutes on the free money tables to understand it's bullshit. The cat's out of the bag. Your move. Me and my crack team of bullshit experts (me, the dog, Jarah, Jarah's dog and a friendly Swiss gnome that repaired my shoes overnight all agree.
Populate your database play list with bots that have random cards. Because Jarah is really pissednow.

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