Be a Pest

To the tune of Disney's Beauty and the Beast classic, "Be Our Guest"





Be a Pest! Be a Pest!


Put their patience to the test


Riase your hand on nothing


and let God provide the rest


Magic turn, magic river


A bad beat makers me shiver


Try to bluff it'sridiculous!


Don't believe me? Ask the fishes!


They can raise, never fold


Real human chat is never told


Games on other sites than this are second best


So we've got no real life


Let's cause someone else strife


and be a pest, be a pest BE A PEST!

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For some strange reason I've watched Beauty and the Beast 7 times the last three weeks. It got me thinking to something I never considered before. Instead of watching movies, riding your bicycle, downloading new pics of Jarah, calling up information for numbers you could easily look up on your own, starting a book drive or a neighborhood crime watch, what if....just possibly what if you had nothing better to do with your misbegotten life than log int o a poker site and raise every single hand?



Because that's pretty much what is waiting out their for you on the free money tables. No competitive spirit. No rationality. No promises of flying in from a foreign country and being the mail order bride to the lonely guy that lives next door to me.

Read into that whatever you want. I'm just rambling.

There's a lot of lonely artificical intelligents (purposeful misspell, so don't complain.) that needs that mail order bridage. After a brief moment of happiness maybe they can then move into the light and leave the rest of us alone.

PS - Jarah has a dog. Pics to follow at a later date. One would think it would be a strapping and handsome pooch, but it's as ugly as she is gorgeous.