Jovve, Again?

Since Full Tilt needed a little of my special brand of love it was hours between playing on the ever enjoyable and completely realistic (Cough, cough, gag) tables on PokerStars. With Jarah as my witness I swear that I'm Jovanne's "schtick" is completely ludicrous. Since I like to call him/her "Jove" for short I'm sorely tempted to make a "Jove's Witness " pun, but I won't. My crack team of bad pun experts (me, the dog, Jarah, Tommy Davis, L. Ron Hubbard and two frayed rubber bands sitting on my desk) assure me it's not that funny.

Jove's fifteen minutes of fame has already expired. The same as Miley Cyrus trying to compare her pole play with someone like Jarah.

This table was so deeply wrong on so many levels I will probably forget to mention them all.

It's hard to believe that less than 2 months ago I had over a million chips. Yet, here I am stuck on baby games. Openly critical of the lack of chat, I get the joy of butting heads with Jove. Jove's "schtick" is to post a lot of nonsensical sewage in the chat under the illusion that it's a foreign language. An intelligent person with any kind of language skills can recognize the characters are meaningless. And Jove likes to stick in the occasional thinly disguised potty mouth post like "As5hole" instead of "asshole."

Needless to say there's no skill in Jove's play. Probably just a real person (sneeze, cough, calling information for numbers he could easily get by opening the phonebook) so bored that there's nothing better to do than make lives annoying for others.

The second shot later in the game. Completely laughable. You got your cronies chatting with your nonsensicalnessity (yes, it is a word.) And you post about Dr. Z. And within a fraction of a second a reply is made clearly responding to your post.

Jarah's typing skills are topnotch. She knows how to make ALL the popular emoticons. She knows how to post "lol", "nh" and "ty". Which is far more meaningful, yet meaningless chat that is posted on internet poker sites. And Jove can only come up with blabber like "juj" as a real word in any given recognizable language?

It's just another excuse for loose AI to try and pretend to look for real. Epic fail. And I took first, too. So, screw you. I'm just inches away from graduating to the fradulent medium money games. Which I won't be worried about the chips as much as looking for more Jove's nonsense.