Oh My God Internet Poker is Rigged with Bots

And after eight+ years of playing I strangely never figured this out by now.

I'm an expert at transitioning from playing when it looks for real vs. the obvious BS. So, I do get to build up some chips and I can't play low games all the time. Every once in a while it's fun to sit at the table with the max buy in and watch the admins and AI pretend that it's for real.

200k buy in table. (Don't even mention that it's free money, I know that old story.) Naturally, on PokerStars there is someone so arrogant that on a 200k buy in table they can sit out and still finish in the money.

Earning free chips on internet poker is like pulling the remains of the squirrel from your dog's butt and you have to play massive numbers of hours carefully to get ahead. For free money chips. And yet, there is someone so cavalier and chipfull that they can sit out on a 200k buy in table like ToDieFor that they just don't even fucking care.

On a score of 1 to ten for this table -
Random cards -4
Betting to win - 3
Chatting - 0
Catching the AI trying to look like it's for real - Priceless.