Stranger to the Game

Believe me, I KNOW what you're thinking.

Why does the ultra=hot swimsuit and lingerie model have sooo much clothing on. Can she really be that much of a stranger to the game of love...so coy and shy? So sultry, salty and yet so distant? And do I have a point other than finding an excuse to post another picture of her here?

Well, me and my crack team of searching out the clueless poker "players" on the internet do (me and the dog and the new neighbor dogs he's been sniffing butts with.)

On PokerStars my game of choice continues to be 5 card draw lowball. There's just something about it. It's different. It's not like I'm playing hold'em like everybody and their grandmother plays. And long ago I figured out the math/strategy to garnish with parsley a concept of what a good hand is worth drawing on.

At a guess, for the past several months, a full one in three s&gs has some stranger who has never played lowball before playing like you are drawing for a high hand. Typically this leads to me being shortstacked as someone not clueless calls and beats them. Tonight I got the killer pat 7-5-4-3-2 with a bonus of a second "player" also calling my call of the idiotmeister's all in. A couple of speed bumps on the way, but I did finally take first.

Personally for me, it was just supposed to be a quiet night of not caring about the chip stack and folding a few hands. Then I realized something.

2k buy in game. The clueless one has paid the same entry fee and the admin fee to pay all those free money poker legal bills that have been piling up.

And you have the audacity to whine about the rules of the game you're playing? Tell me exactly, what is your registration process? Drink a bottle of Jack Daniels throw a burger on the skillet, surf for pictures of Jarah and multi=task into a game you don't even know what the rules are?

Stick to Hold'em "person." Your welcome for the Jarah pick. There are many more with less clothing here.